Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
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