So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
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