my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
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