But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
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