Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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