I need help removing her.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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