When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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