Have you finally orgasmed yet?
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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