What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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