good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
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