chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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