Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
So vagazzling was a success
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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