he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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