Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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