was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
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