I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
No more Irish car bombs ever.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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