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damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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