i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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