I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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