It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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