just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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