i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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nvm
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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