well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
third nipple confirmed
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
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