I need help removing her.
I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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