You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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