normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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