Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
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