I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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