People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
Randomize
