Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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