chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
It was confusing and full of hummus
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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