So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
Randomize
