Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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