question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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