You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
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