Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
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