I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
Help. Why am I so naked?
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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