the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
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