I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
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