What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
Randomize
