You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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