you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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