YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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