Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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