I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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