I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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