Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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