actually, I'm a sock model
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
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