S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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