Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
My butt remains clenched, sir.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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