I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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