I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
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