best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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