You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
Randomize
