I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
My vagina just recognized that song.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
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