She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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